Skip Bayless! Good morning my brother and I hope you slept well last night. We wanted to let the dust settle a little bit before commenting.
Not too sure what you dreamt of last night but I think we can guess.
Skip's Fairytale Slumber:
Scene:
Michael Jordan took Lebron's record breaking fadeaway bucket so personally, he dedicated 12 hours to studying time travel. Since Mike is the greatest and fiercest competitor to have ever existed he cracked the code to time travel off of a cup of secret juice with a Skip Bayless curated blooper real of Lebron playing in the background.
Michael Jordan traveled back in time to Lebron's birth and handed baby Bron a small basketball. Mike then pointed at the trash can in the hospital room and told Lebron: "If you can score on me I will admit you are the GOAT."
Newborn LeBron took the rock and started to spin the basketball in his left hand. Mike knew this was LeBron's tell that he is about to shoot a 3, so he starts hand checking. LeBron starts crying uncontrollably to the doctor in the room, obviously protesting this illegal defense. The doctor is letting the boys play.
LeBron swats Jordan's hand away and starts driving hard to the basket, but Mike is playing tight defense, there is no clear path in the lane.
As LeBron is driving through the lane, he sees his Mother in the corner of his eye... wide open. Bron dishes a perfect pass to the corner and his mom puts up a shot as the time is expiring... *clank*
The basketball bounces off the rim and the game is over.
Skip then snaps into a new scene, he is sitting across Shannon Sharpe and Stephen A. Smith. Both men are pleading the case that LeBron made the right play and cannot fault him for making a smart basketball decision.
Skip retorts with how he could not handle the pressure, and that when the stakes are highest, he runs from the free throw line.
Michael Jordan then appears out of nowhere and kisses Skip on the forehead whispering into his ear that it's such a shame that Pistol Pete Bayless never got a fair shake at the league. At that very moment Skip gets a notification on his phone that Damar Hamlin liked all of his tweets.
End Scene
Sorry, that may have been a bit much.
Anyway, Good Morning Skip and have yourself a day!
made some breakfast for you by the way...
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haha!